[TheForge] To ring or not to ring[was anvil i d]

[Demon Buddha]

Bruce Freeman wrote:
> NO, you are way-off base.  
> 
> I have received a vision from on high* that the real reason that
> Chinese anvils were put on earth were to provide auction decoys.  We
> need to polish up these things, the big ones especially, stamp them with
> cryptic markings (like "P_t_r Wr___") paint them black, and put them up
> for auction.  Who'd pass up a big beautiful like that, instead of that
> old Mouse Hole, or whatever?

	How about marking it "Ass Hole"?  Wanna bet they'd sell?
> 
> Another time I was so inspired it was to realize that McDonald's
> COULDN'T have been put on earth to provide food.  I realized they're to
> provide bathrooms to travelers...

	Who in their right mind would ever accuse McD's of providing FOOD?  I'm 
not sure what that stuff they sell should be called, but it is 
definitely not food.