[TheForge] To ring or not to ring[was anvil i d]

[Bruce Freeman]

NO, you are way-off base.  

I have received a vision from on high* that the real reason that
Chinese anvils were put on earth were to provide auction decoys.  We
need to polish up these things, the big ones especially, stamp them with
cryptic markings (like "P_t_r Wr___") paint them black, and put them up
for auction.  Who'd pass up a big beautiful like that, instead of that
old Mouse Hole, or whatever?

Another time I was so inspired it was to realize that McDonald's
COULDN'T have been put on earth to provide food.  I realized they're to
provide bathrooms to travelers...

Bruce
NJ

*namely, from the FSM.

>>> osan at netlabs.net 4/28/2006 9:52:03 AM >>>

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	Seems like another big load of work for a gain I might consider

questionable.  Why not just go buy a good anvil and use the Chinese 
thing as a doorstop the way it was meant to be?