[SOC] Fwd: : Latest Science News

[Dr Jim Kennedy]

And let us ("We the people . . .") put these non-empethetic, vote hungry, narcissists
Into their position of power. So I ask, how stupid are they? 

Just my $0.02 worth.


Doc - K2PHD



> On Apr 15, 2019, at 8:56 AM, Walter - K5EST <walter.k5est at gmail.com> wrote:
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> Good one, John!
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> Walter Dufrain - K5EST - QRPcw
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>> On Mon, Apr 15, 2019 at 12:04 AM John Bell <john.f5vhc at gmail.com> wrote:
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>> *Subject:* *: Latest Science News*
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>> University researchers have discovered the densest element yet known
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>> to science.
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>> The new element, Governmentium (symbol=Gv), has one neutron,
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>> 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons and 198 assistant deputy
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>> neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.
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>> These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which
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>> are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called
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>> pillocks.
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>> Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert. However, it can be
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>> detected, because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into
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>> contact.
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>> A tiny amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction that would
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>> normally take less than a second, to take from 4 days to 4 years to
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>> complete.
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>> Governmentium has a normal half-life of 2 to 6 years.
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>> It does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganisation in which a
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>> portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places.
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>> In fact, Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since
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>> each reorganisation will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming
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>> isodopes.
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>> This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to
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>> believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical
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>> concentration.
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>> This hypothetical quantity is referred to as a critical morass.
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>> When catalysed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium
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>> (symbol=Ad), an element that radiates just as much energy as
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>> Governmentium, since it has half as many pillocks but twice as many
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>> morons
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>> 
>> Too near the truth!!
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