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[John Bell]

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University researchers have discovered the densest element yet known

to science.



The new element, Governmentium (symbol=Gv), has one neutron,

25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons and 198 assistant deputy

neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.

These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which

are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called

pillocks.

Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert. However, it can be

detected, because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into

contact.

A tiny amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction that would

normally take less than a second, to take from 4 days to 4 years to

complete.

Governmentium has a normal half-life of 2 to 6 years.

It does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganisation in which a

portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places.

In fact, Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since

each reorganisation will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming

isodopes.

This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to

believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical

concentration.

This hypothetical quantity is referred to as a critical morass.

When catalysed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium

(symbol=Ad), an element that radiates just as much energy as

Governmentium, since it has half as many pillocks but twice as many

morons


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