[SOC] Fwd: : Latest Science News

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Hi John,

great "story" - I wish some pol must red this


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Von: "John Bell" <john.f5vhc at gmail.com>
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>*Subject:* *: Latest Science News*
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>University researchers have discovered the densest element yet known
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>to science.
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>The new element, Governmentium (symbol=Gv), has one neutron,
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>25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons and 198 assistant deputy
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>neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.
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>These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which
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>are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called
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>pillocks.
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>Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert. However, it can be
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>detected, because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into
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>contact.
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>A tiny amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction that would
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>normally take less than a second, to take from 4 days to 4 years to
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>complete.
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>Governmentium has a normal half-life of 2 to 6 years.
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>It does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganisation in which a
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>portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places.
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>In fact, Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since
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>each reorganisation will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming
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>isodopes.
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>This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to
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>believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical
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>concentration.
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>This hypothetical quantity is referred to as a critical morass.
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>When catalysed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium
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>(symbol=Ad), an element that radiates just as much energy as
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>Governmentium, since it has half as many pillocks but twice as many
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>morons
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>56 john SOC823
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