[SOC] Fwd: : Latest Science News

[Walter - K5EST]

Good one, John!

Walter Dufrain - K5EST - QRPcw




On Mon, Apr 15, 2019 at 12:04 AM John Bell <john.f5vhc at gmail.com> wrote:

> *Subject:* *: Latest Science News*
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> University researchers have discovered the densest element yet known
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> to science.
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> The new element, Governmentium (symbol=Gv), has one neutron,
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> 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons and 198 assistant deputy
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> neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.
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> These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which
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> are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called
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> pillocks.
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> Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert. However, it can be
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> detected, because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into
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> contact.
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> A tiny amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction that would
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> normally take less than a second, to take from 4 days to 4 years to
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> complete.
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> Governmentium has a normal half-life of 2 to 6 years.
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> It does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganisation in which a
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> portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places.
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> In fact, Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since
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> each reorganisation will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming
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> isodopes.
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> This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to
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> believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical
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> concentration.
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> This hypothetical quantity is referred to as a critical morass.
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> When catalysed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium
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> (symbol=Ad), an element that radiates just as much energy as
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> Governmentium, since it has half as many pillocks but twice as many
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> morons
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> Too near the truth!!
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