[SOC] FW: Missing Wife

[Bob Auiler]

That reminds me of a friend that was having dinner with his wife and asked her what she would do if he ever hit the Lotto. She said that she would leave him and take half of the winnings. He reached into his wallet, handed her 6 bucks and said "I just won 12 bucks at Leo's party store, keep in touch".

> On Jun 20, 2014, at 7:34 PM, "D.J.J. Ring, Jr." <n1ea at arrl.net> wrote:
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> How many miles per gallon of wine does she go?
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> 73
> DR
> N1EA Go Red SOCs.
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> On Thu, Jun 19, 2014 at 5:33 PM, Spencer G. Sholly <kb5wqw at hotmail.com>
> wrote:
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>> ***** Missing Wife *****A husband went to the police station to file a
>> "missing person" report for his missing wife:Husband: I lost my wife, she
>> went shopping & hasn't come back yet.
>> Inspector: What is her height ?
>> Husband: I never checked.
>> Inspector: Slim or healthy ?.
>> Husband: Not slim , she can be healthy.
>> Inspector: Color of eyes ?
>> Husband: Never noticed.
>> Inspector: Color of hair ?
>> Husband: Changes according to season.
>> Inspector: What was she wearing?
>> Husband: Not sure . It may have been a dress or maybe a suit.
>> Inspector: Was she driving?
>> Husband: Yes.
>> Inspector: Tell me the type & color of the car ? . . . . ..
>> Husband: A black Audi A8 with supercharged 3.0 litre V6 engine generating
>> 333 horse power teamed with an eight-speed tiptronic automatictransmission
>> with manual mode. It has full LED headlights, whichuse light emitting
>> diodes for all light functions. It has a very thinscratch on the front left
>> door. (and then the husband started crying)Inspector: Don't worry sir,...We
>> will find your car.
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