[SOC] FW: Missing Wife

[Jim Reicher]

WIth mine, it's more gallons per mile.



On Friday, June 20, 2014 6:34 PM, "D.J.J. Ring, Jr." <n1ea at arrl.net> wrote:
 

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>How many miles per gallon of wine does she go?
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>73
>DR
>N1EA Go Red SOCs.
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>On Thu, Jun 19, 2014 at 5:33 PM, Spencer G. Sholly <kb5wqw at hotmail.com>
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>> ***** Missing Wife *****A husband went to the police station to file a
>> "missing person" report for his missing wife:Husband: I lost my wife, she
>> went shopping & hasn't come back yet.
>> Inspector: What is her height ?
>> Husband: I never checked.
>> Inspector: Slim or healthy ?.
>> Husband: Not slim , she can be healthy.
>> Inspector: Color of eyes ?
>> Husband: Never noticed.
>> Inspector: Color of hair ?
>> Husband: Changes according to season.
>> Inspector: What was she wearing?
>> Husband: Not sure . It may have been a dress or maybe a suit.
>> Inspector: Was she driving?
>> Husband: Yes.
>> Inspector: Tell me the type & color of the car ? . . . . ..
>> Husband: A black Audi A8 with supercharged 3.0 litre V6 engine generating
>> 333 horse power teamed with an eight-speed tiptronic automatictransmission
>> with manual mode. It has full LED headlights, whichuse light emitting
>> diodes for all light functions. It has a very thinscratch on the front left
>> door. (and then the husband started crying)Inspector: Don't worry sir,...We
>> will find your car.
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