[SOC] FW: Missing Wife

[D.J.J. Ring, Jr.]

How many miles per gallon of wine does she go?

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N1EA Go Red SOCs.


On Thu, Jun 19, 2014 at 5:33 PM, Spencer G. Sholly <kb5wqw at hotmail.com>
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> ***** Missing Wife *****A husband went to the police station to file a
> "missing person" report for his missing wife:Husband: I lost my wife, she
> went shopping & hasn't come back yet.
> Inspector: What is her height ?
> Husband: I never checked.
> Inspector: Slim or healthy ?.
> Husband: Not slim , she can be healthy.
> Inspector: Color of eyes ?
> Husband: Never noticed.
> Inspector: Color of hair ?
> Husband: Changes according to season.
> Inspector: What was she wearing?
> Husband: Not sure . It may have been a dress or maybe a suit.
> Inspector: Was she driving?
> Husband: Yes.
> Inspector: Tell me the type & color of the car ? . . . . ..
> Husband: A black Audi A8 with supercharged 3.0 litre V6 engine generating
> 333 horse power teamed with an eight-speed tiptronic automatictransmission
> with manual mode. It has full LED headlights, whichuse light emitting
> diodes for all light functions. It has a very thinscratch on the front left
> door. (and then the husband started crying)Inspector: Don't worry sir,...We
> will find your car.
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