[SOC] FW: Missing Wife

[Spencer G. Sholly]

***** Missing Wife *****A husband went to the police station to file a "missing person" report for his missing wife:Husband: I lost my wife, she went shopping & hasn't come back yet.
Inspector: What is her height ?
Husband: I never checked.
Inspector: Slim or healthy ?.
Husband: Not slim , she can be healthy.
Inspector: Color of eyes ?
Husband: Never noticed.
Inspector: Color of hair ?
Husband: Changes according to season.
Inspector: What was she wearing?
Husband: Not sure . It may have been a dress or maybe a suit.
Inspector: Was she driving?
Husband: Yes.
Inspector: Tell me the type & color of the car ? . . . . ..
Husband: A black Audi A8 with supercharged 3.0 litre V6 engine generating 333 horse power teamed with an eight-speed tiptronic automatictransmission with manual mode. It has full LED headlights, whichuse light emitting diodes for all light functions. It has a very thinscratch on the front left door. (and then the husband started crying)Inspector: Don't worry sir,...We will find your car.