[SOC] Kentucky Cow

[Spencer Sholly]

The only cow in a small town in Colorado stopped giving milk. 
>The people did
>some research and found they could buy a cow in Kentucky for 
>$200.00.
>
>They bought the cow from Kentucky and the cow was wonderful. 
>It 
>
>produced
>lots of milk all of the time, and the people were pleased and 
>very happy.
>
>They decided to acquire a bull to mate with the cow and 
>produce more cows
>like it. They would never have to worry about their milk 
>supply again.
>
>They bought a bull and put it in the pasture with their 
>beloved cow.
>
>However whenever the bull came close to the cow, the cow 
>would move away. No
>matter what approach the bull tried, the cow would move away 
>from the bull
>and he could not succeed in his quest.
>
>The people were very upset and decided to ask the Vet, who 
>was very wise,
>what to do. They told the Vet what was happening.
>
>"Whenever the bull approaches our cow, she moves away. If he 
>approaches
>from the back, she moves forward. When he approaches her from 
>the front, she
>backs off. An approach from the side and she walks away to 
>the other side."
>
>The Vet thinks about this for a minute and asked, "Did you 
>buy this cow in
>Kentucky?"
>
>The people were dumbfounded, since they had never mentioned 
>where they
>bought the cow.
>
>"You are truly a wise Vet," they said. "How did you know we 
>got the cow in
>Kentucky?
>
>The Vet replied with a distant look in his eye, "My wife is 
>from Kentucky."