[SOC] Kentucky Wife

[Charles Harpole]

I was married to a  woman from Ky for 21 years.  Now I have been married to a woman from Thailand for about 10 years. 
The joke is too true.

Charles Harpole k4vud at hotmail.com 


 
> From: kb5wqw at hotmail.com
> To: soc at mailman.qth.net
> Date: Sat, 28 May 2011 23:08:45 +0000
> Subject: [SOC] Kentucky Cow
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> The only cow in a small town in Colorado stopped giving milk. 
> >The people did
> >some research and found they could buy a cow in Kentucky for 
> >$200.00.
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> >They bought the cow from Kentucky and the cow was wonderful. 
> >It 
> >
> >produced
> >lots of milk all of the time, and the people were pleased and 
> >very happy.
> >
> >They decided to acquire a bull to mate with the cow and 
> >produce more cows
> >like it. They would never have to worry about their milk 
> >supply again.
> >
> >They bought a bull and put it in the pasture with their 
> >beloved cow.
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> >However whenever the bull came close to the cow, the cow 
> >would move away. No
> >matter what approach the bull tried, the cow would move away 
> >from the bull
> >and he could not succeed in his quest.
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> >The people were very upset and decided to ask the Vet, who 
> >was very wise,
> >what to do. They told the Vet what was happening.
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> >"Whenever the bull approaches our cow, she moves away. If he 
> >approaches
> >from the back, she moves forward. When he approaches her from 
> >the front, she
> >backs off. An approach from the side and she walks away to 
> >the other side."
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> >The Vet thinks about this for a minute and asked, "Did you 
> >buy this cow in
> >Kentucky?"
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> >The people were dumbfounded, since they had never mentioned 
> >where they
> >bought the cow.
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> >"You are truly a wise Vet," they said. "How did you know we 
> >got the cow in
> >Kentucky?
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> >The Vet replied with a distant look in his eye, "My wife is 
> >from Kentucky." 
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