[SOC] What is a fart?

[hank k8dd]

And it saves wear and tear on your thoat, too!




On Fri, Aug 28, 2009 at 9:29 AM, Jim Reicher <w0hv at sbcglobal.net> wrote:

> A fart it is a pleasant thing, it gives the belly ease,
> It warms the bed in winter and suffocates the fleas.
> A fart can be quiet, a fart can be loud,
> Some leave a powerful poisonous cloud.
> A fart can be short, or a fart can be long,
> Some farts have been known to sound like a song.
> A fart can create a most curious medley,
> A fart can be harmless, or silent and deadly. A
>  fart might not smell, while others are vile,
> A fart may pass quickly, or linger a while.
> A fart can occur in a number of places,
> And leave everyone there with strange looks on their faces.
> >From wide-open prairie, to a small elevator,
> A fart will find all of us sooner or later.
> But farts are all bad, is simply not true-
> We must never forget old farts like you!
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> Kinda brings a tear to your eye doesn't it?
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> 73 de W0HV, Jim in Raymore, MO
> Light travels faster than sound... This is why some people appear bright
> until you hear them speak.
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