[SOC] What is a fart?

[Rich Jones]

My wife was watching as I read the "ode to a fart" and asked me if everything was alright, did someone die?  She said I was all puffy eyed and it looked like a tear was falling from my one of my eyes....I said, no...no one died, on the contrary, they are very much alive...gee you really know how to get to a guy.  There have been nights I have actually driven the miniature Schnauzer out from underneath the blankets.  The XYL takes sleeping pills...for her benifit I am sure.

--- On Fri, 8/28/09, hank k8dd <k8dd at arrl.net> wrote:


From: hank k8dd <k8dd at arrl.net>
Subject: Re: [SOC] What is a fart?
To: "Second Class Operators' Club" <soc at mailman.qth.net>
Date: Friday, August 28, 2009, 9:40 AM


And it saves wear and tear on your thoat, too!




On Fri, Aug 28, 2009 at 9:29 AM, Jim Reicher <w0hv at sbcglobal.net> wrote:

> A fart it is a pleasant thing, it gives the belly ease,
> It warms the bed in winter and suffocates the fleas.
> A fart can be quiet, a fart can be loud,
> Some leave a powerful poisonous cloud.
> A fart can be short, or a fart can be long,
> Some farts have been known to sound like a song.
> A fart can create a most curious medley,
> A fart can be harmless, or silent and deadly. A
>  fart might not smell, while others are vile,
> A fart may pass quickly, or linger a while.
> A fart can occur in a number of places,
> And leave everyone there with strange looks on their faces.
> >From wide-open prairie, to a small elevator,
> A fart will find all of us sooner or later.
> But farts are all bad, is simply not true-
> We must never forget old farts like you!
>
>
>
> Kinda brings a tear to your eye doesn't it?
>
>
> 73 de W0HV, Jim in Raymore, MO
> Light travels faster than sound... This is why some people appear bright
> until you hear them speak.
>
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