[SOC] What is a fart?

[Jim Reicher]

A fart it is a pleasant thing, it gives the belly ease, 
It warms the bed in winter and suffocates the fleas. 
A fart can be quiet, a fart can be loud, 
Some leave a powerful poisonous cloud. 
A fart can be short, or a fart can be long, 
Some farts have been known to sound like a song. 
A fart can create a most curious medley, 
A fart can be harmless, or silent and deadly. A
 fart might not smell, while others are vile, 
A fart may pass quickly, or linger a while. 
A fart can occur in a number of places, 
And leave everyone there with strange looks on their faces. 
From wide-open prairie, to a small elevator, 
A fart will find all of us sooner or later. 
But farts are all bad, is simply not true- 
We must never forget old farts like you! 



Kinda brings a tear to your eye doesn't it? 


73 de W0HV, Jim in Raymore, MO
Light travels faster than sound... This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.