[SOC] Cash for Clunkers]

[Merlin Williams]

Does that mean your XYL can trade u in for a new model???????

Merlin - KD0V SOC# 757

Walter - K5EST wrote:
>                     CASH FOR CLUNKERS.........I QUALIFY
>
> IF MY BODY WERE A CAR...
>
> If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about
> trading it in for a newer model. I've got bumps and dents and
> scratches in my finish, and my paint job is getting a little dull. But
> that's not the worst of it. My headlights are out of focus, and it's
> especially hard to see things up close.
>
> My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and
> skid and bump into things even in the best of weather.
>
> My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins. It takes me hours to
> reach my maximum speed. My fuel rate burns inefficiently.
>
> But here's the worst of it --
>
>
> Almost every time I sneeze, cough or laugh, either my radiator leaks
> or my exhaust backfires.
>
> CASH FOR CLUNKERS...........I QUALIFY - How about You?
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