[SOC] Cash for Clunkers]
Lantz, Vann
vlantz at hmh.net
Mon Aug 24 11:13:43 EDT 2009
I use to say that I was going to trade my wife in when she reached 40
for two 20s. She said I wasn't wired for 220, so I shut up.
Vann K4VGL
"Honey, have you seen my SOC number? I can't find it."
-----Original Message-----
From: soc-bounces at mailman.qth.net [mailto:soc-bounces at mailman.qth.net]
On Behalf Of Merlin Williams
Sent: Friday, August 21, 2009 4:13 PM
To: Second Class Operators' Club
Subject: Re: [SOC] Cash for Clunkers]
Does that mean your XYL can trade u in for a new model???????
Merlin - KD0V SOC# 757
Walter - K5EST wrote:
> CASH FOR CLUNKERS.........I QUALIFY
>
> IF MY BODY WERE A CAR...
>
> If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about
> trading it in for a newer model. I've got bumps and dents and
> scratches in my finish, and my paint job is getting a little dull. But
> that's not the worst of it. My headlights are out of focus, and it's
> especially hard to see things up close.
>
> My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and
> skid and bump into things even in the best of weather.
>
> My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins. It takes me hours to
> reach my maximum speed. My fuel rate burns inefficiently.
>
> But here's the worst of it --
>
>
> Almost every time I sneeze, cough or laugh, either my radiator leaks
> or my exhaust backfires.
>
> CASH FOR CLUNKERS...........I QUALIFY - How about You?
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