[SOC] Cash for Clunkers]

[Walter - K5EST]

                    CASH FOR CLUNKERS.........I QUALIFY

IF MY BODY WERE A CAR...

If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about
trading it in for a newer model. I've got bumps and dents and
scratches in my finish, and my paint job is getting a little dull. But
that's not the worst of it. My headlights are out of focus, and it's
especially hard to see things up close.

My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and
skid and bump into things even in the best of weather.

My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins. It takes me hours to
reach my maximum speed. My fuel rate burns inefficiently.

But here's the worst of it --


Almost every time I sneeze, cough or laugh, either my radiator leaks
or my exhaust backfires.

CASH FOR CLUNKERS...........I QUALIFY - How about You?