[SOC] Great Quotes

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I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things 
that money can buy." --Tom Clancy

"You know "that look" women get when they want sex? Me neither."--Steve Martin

"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd 
better have a good hand." --Woody Allen

"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday 
night."--Rodney Dangerfield

"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, 
particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL."
--Lynn Lavner

"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."
--Camille Paglia

"Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are 
unimportant." --George Burns

"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole 
relationships." -- Sharon Stone

"My girlfriend always laughs during sex---no matter what she's reading."-- 
Steve Jobs (Founder, Apple Computers)

I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with "Guess" on it. I said, "Thyroid 
problem?" -- Arnold Schwarzenegger

Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf 
is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps." -- Tiger Woods

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch."--Jack Nicholson

"Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he 
never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is." -- Barbara Bush (Former 
US First Lady, and you didn't think Barbara had a sense of humor)

"Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals 
through his wallet." -- Robin Williams

"Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only 
time of the month that I can be myself." -- Roseanne

"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place."-- Billy Crystal

"According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing 
in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say 
that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just 
grateful."--Robert De Niro

"There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think, I know 
what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked." -- Jerry Seinfeld

"Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like 
and just give her a house." -- Rod Stewart

"There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are 
having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe 
swelling. So what's the problem?" -- Dustin Hoffman