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[Lloyd Lachow]

NEWSPAPER AD
The following ad was in The Atlanta Journal: 

SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship,
ethnicity unimportant. 
I'm a very good looking girl who LOVES to play. I love
long walks in 
the woods, riding your pickup truck, hunting, camping,
and fishing trips, 
cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight
dinners will have me eating 
out of your hand. Rub me the right way and watch me
respond. 

I'll be at the front door when you get home from work,
wearing only 
what nature gave me. Kiss me and I'm yours. Call
xxx-xxxx and ask for Daisy. 

Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the local
Humane Society 
about an 8-week-old Labrador Retriever.


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