[SOC] THE BEST HEADLINES OF 2002

Lloyd Lachow [email protected]
Wed, 29 Jan 2003 05:44:46 -0800 (PST)


THE BEST HEADLINES OF 2002......w/some misplaced
modifiers !!!

Crack Found on Governor's Daughter 

Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says 

Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers 

Iraqi Head Seeks Arms 

Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus? 

Prostitutes Appeal to Pope 

Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over 

Teacher Strikes Idle Kids 

Miners Refuse to Work after Death 

Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant 

War Dims Hope for Peace 

If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile 

Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures 

Enfield (London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide


Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges 

Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead 

Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge 

New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group 

Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft 

Kids Make Nutritious Snacks 

Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy 

Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half 

Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors 



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