[SOC] here's one

[ken cubilo electric]

Three elderly people are sitting talking at a nursing home. The 60 year
old sez "60 is a tough age you can't pee, you stand over the toilet all
day and nothing happens". The 70 year old sez "70 is worse you never get
a regular bowel movement, you take laxatives and nothing works you sit
on the toilet all day for nothing". The 80 year old sez " 80 is the
worse of all. I suppose say the other two your going to say that at 80
you can't pee or have a bowel movement at all. No replies the 80 year
old I pee every morning at 6am on the dot like a racehorse, I have a
bowel movement every morning at 6:30am smooth as silk. Well then the
other two ask in unison what's the problem. The 80 year old replies I
don't wake up until 7 am.............Had to throw this in
ken w8ob
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