[OKDXA] Something Completely Different

Sun, 29 Sep 2002 11:34:08 -0500

Ok would that mean Nelson is the Black Knight?
----- Original Message -----
From: "kd5gho" <[email protected]>
To: <[email protected]>
Sent: Sunday, September 29, 2002 9:00 AM
Subject: Re: [OKDXA] Something Completely Different


> Thought ATV would have Brought out the Holey Hand grenade.
>
> That's not a radio you are clapping two coconuts together.
>
> Jim    ad5kd
>
>
> ----- Original Message -----
> From: "Nelson Derks" <[email protected]>
> To: "OKDXA Mail Reflector" <[email protected]>
> Sent: Saturday, September 28, 2002 10:46 PM
> Subject: [OKDXA] Something Completely Different
>
>
> > For those of you who missed Gen'l Dave at the Choctaw ARC SwapMeet,
here's
> a
> > transcript of his remarks as taken from the third row....
> >
> > -----------------
> >
> > MRS. BIG NOSE: Don't pick your nose.
> >
> > MR. BIG NOSE: I wasn't picking my nose. I was scratching.
> >
> > MRS. BIG NOSE: You was picking it, while you was talking to that lady.
> >
> > MR. BIG NOSE: I wasn't!
> >
> > MRS. BIG NOSE: Leave it alone. Give it a rest.
> >
> > MR. CHEEKY: Do you mind? I can't hear a word he's saying.
> >
> > MRS. BIG NOSE: Don't you 'do you mind' me. I was talking to my husband.
> >
> > MR. CHEEKY: Well, go and talk to him somewhere else. I can't hear a
bloody
> > thing.
> >
> > MR. BIG NOSE: Don't you swear at my wife.
> >
> > MR. CHEEKY: I was only asking her to shut up, so I can hear what he's
> > saying, Big Nose.
> >
> > MRS. BIG NOSE: Don't you call my husband 'Big Nose'!
> >
> > MR. CHEEKY: Well, he has got a big nose.
> >
> > GREGORY: Could you be quiet, please?
> >
> > W5ATV: They shall have the earth...
> >
> > GREGORY: What was that?
> >
> > W5ATV: ...for their possession. How blest are those...
> >
> > MR. CHEEKY: I don't know. I was too busy talking to Big Nose.
> >
> > W5ATV: ...who hunger and thirst to see...
> >
> > MAN #1: I think it was 'Blessed are the cheesemakers.'
> >
> > W5ATV: ...right prevail.
> >
> > MRS. GREGORY: Ahh, what's so special about the cheesemakers?
> >
> > GREGORY: Well, obviously, this is not meant to be taken literally. It
> refers
> > to any manufacturers of dairy products.
> >
> > MR. CHEEKY: See? If you hadn't been going on, we'd have heard that, Big
> > Nose.
> >
> > W5ATV: How blest are those who...
> >
> > MR. BIG NOSE: Hey. Say that once more; I'll smash your bloody face in.
> >
> > MRS. GREGORY: Ohh.
> >
> > MR. CHEEKY: Better keep listening. Might be a bit about 'Blessed are the
> big
> > noses.'
> >
> > BRIAN: Oh, lay off him.
> >
> > MR. CHEEKY: Oh, you're not so bad yourself, Conkface. Where are you two
> > from? Nose City?
> >
> > MR. BIG NOSE: One more time, mate; I'll take you to the f---in'
cleaners!
> >
> > MRS. BIG NOSE: Language!
> >
> > W5ATV: ...hunger and thirst to see...
> >
> > MRS. BIG NOSE: And don't pick your nose.
> >
> > W5ATV: ...right prevail.
> >
> > MR. BIG NOSE: I wasn't going to pick my nose. I was going to thump him!
> >
> > MAN #2: You hear that? Blessed are the Greek.
> >
> > GREGORY: The Greek?
> >
> > MAN #2: Mmm. Well, apparently, he's going to inherit the earth.
> >
> > GREGORY: Did anyone catch his name?
> >
> > MRS. BIG NOSE: You're not going to thump anybody.
> >
> > MR. BIG NOSE: I'll thump him if he calls me 'Big Nose' again.
> >
> > MR. CHEEKY: Oh, shut up, Big Nose.
> >
> > MR. BIG NOSE: Ah! All right. I warned you. I really will slug you so
> hard--
> >
> > MRS. BIG NOSE: Oh, it's the meek! Blessed are the meek! Oh, that's nice,
> > isn't it? I'm glad they're getting something, 'cause they have a hell of
a
> > time.
> >
> > MR. CHEEKY: Listen. I'm only telling the truth. You have got a very big
> > nose.
> >
> > MR. BIG NOSE: Hey. Your nose is going to be three foot wide across your
> face
> > by the time I've finished with you!
> >
> > MAN #1 and MAN #2: Shhh.
> >
> > MR. CHEEKY: Well, who hit yours, then? Goliath's big brother?
> >
> > MR. BIG NOSE: Oh. Right. That's your last warning.
> >
> > MRS. GREGORY: Oh, do pipe down.
> >
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