[OKDXA] Something Completely Different

[kd5gho]

Thought ATV would have Brought out the Holey Hand grenade.

That's not a radio you are clapping two coconuts together.

Jim    ad5kd


----- Original Message -----
From: "Nelson Derks" <ac5up@vei.net>
To: "OKDXA Mail Reflector" <okdxa@mailman.qth.net>
Sent: Saturday, September 28, 2002 10:46 PM
Subject: [OKDXA] Something Completely Different


> For those of you who missed Gen'l Dave at the Choctaw ARC SwapMeet, here's
a
> transcript of his remarks as taken from the third row....
>
> -----------------
>
> MRS. BIG NOSE: Don't pick your nose.
>
> MR. BIG NOSE: I wasn't picking my nose. I was scratching.
>
> MRS. BIG NOSE: You was picking it, while you was talking to that lady.
>
> MR. BIG NOSE: I wasn't!
>
> MRS. BIG NOSE: Leave it alone. Give it a rest.
>
> MR. CHEEKY: Do you mind? I can't hear a word he's saying.
>
> MRS. BIG NOSE: Don't you 'do you mind' me. I was talking to my husband.
>
> MR. CHEEKY: Well, go and talk to him somewhere else. I can't hear a bloody
> thing.
>
> MR. BIG NOSE: Don't you swear at my wife.
>
> MR. CHEEKY: I was only asking her to shut up, so I can hear what he's
> saying, Big Nose.
>
> MRS. BIG NOSE: Don't you call my husband 'Big Nose'!
>
> MR. CHEEKY: Well, he has got a big nose.
>
> GREGORY: Could you be quiet, please?
>
> W5ATV: They shall have the earth...
>
> GREGORY: What was that?
>
> W5ATV: ...for their possession. How blest are those...
>
> MR. CHEEKY: I don't know. I was too busy talking to Big Nose.
>
> W5ATV: ...who hunger and thirst to see...
>
> MAN #1: I think it was 'Blessed are the cheesemakers.'
>
> W5ATV: ...right prevail.
>
> MRS. GREGORY: Ahh, what's so special about the cheesemakers?
>
> GREGORY: Well, obviously, this is not meant to be taken literally. It
refers
> to any manufacturers of dairy products.
>
> MR. CHEEKY: See? If you hadn't been going on, we'd have heard that, Big
> Nose.
>
> W5ATV: How blest are those who...
>
> MR. BIG NOSE: Hey. Say that once more; I'll smash your bloody face in.
>
> MRS. GREGORY: Ohh.
>
> MR. CHEEKY: Better keep listening. Might be a bit about 'Blessed are the
big
> noses.'
>
> BRIAN: Oh, lay off him.
>
> MR. CHEEKY: Oh, you're not so bad yourself, Conkface. Where are you two
> from? Nose City?
>
> MR. BIG NOSE: One more time, mate; I'll take you to the f---in' cleaners!
>
> MRS. BIG NOSE: Language!
>
> W5ATV: ...hunger and thirst to see...
>
> MRS. BIG NOSE: And don't pick your nose.
>
> W5ATV: ...right prevail.
>
> MR. BIG NOSE: I wasn't going to pick my nose. I was going to thump him!
>
> MAN #2: You hear that? Blessed are the Greek.
>
> GREGORY: The Greek?
>
> MAN #2: Mmm. Well, apparently, he's going to inherit the earth.
>
> GREGORY: Did anyone catch his name?
>
> MRS. BIG NOSE: You're not going to thump anybody.
>
> MR. BIG NOSE: I'll thump him if he calls me 'Big Nose' again.
>
> MR. CHEEKY: Oh, shut up, Big Nose.
>
> MR. BIG NOSE: Ah! All right. I warned you. I really will slug you so
hard--
>
> MRS. BIG NOSE: Oh, it's the meek! Blessed are the meek! Oh, that's nice,
> isn't it? I'm glad they're getting something, 'cause they have a hell of a
> time.
>
> MR. CHEEKY: Listen. I'm only telling the truth. You have got a very big
> nose.
>
> MR. BIG NOSE: Hey. Your nose is going to be three foot wide across your
face
> by the time I've finished with you!
>
> MAN #1 and MAN #2: Shhh.
>
> MR. CHEEKY: Well, who hit yours, then? Goliath's big brother?
>
> MR. BIG NOSE: Oh. Right. That's your last warning.
>
> MRS. GREGORY: Oh, do pipe down.
>
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