[OKDXA] Something Completely Different

Sun, 29 Sep 2002 14:57:48 -0500

More like the French taunter, hi hi.

We have already got one you see?
Jim

----- Original Message -----
From: "KD5DLL" <[email protected]>
To: <[email protected]>
Sent: Sunday, September 29, 2002 11:34 AM
Subject: Re: [OKDXA] Something Completely Different

> Ok would that mean Nelson is the Black Knight?
> ----- Original Message -----
> From: "kd5gho" <[email protected]>
> To: <[email protected]>
> Sent: Sunday, September 29, 2002 9:00 AM
> Subject: Re: [OKDXA] Something Completely Different
>
>
> > Thought ATV would have Brought out the Holey Hand grenade.
> >
> > That's not a radio you are clapping two coconuts together.
> >
> > Jim    ad5kd
> >
> >
> > ----- Original Message -----
> > From: "Nelson Derks" <[email protected]>
> > To: "OKDXA Mail Reflector" <[email protected]>
> > Sent: Saturday, September 28, 2002 10:46 PM
> > Subject: [OKDXA] Something Completely Different
> >
> >
> > > For those of you who missed Gen'l Dave at the Choctaw ARC SwapMeet,
> here's
> > a
> > > transcript of his remarks as taken from the third row....
> > >
> > > -----------------
> > >
> > > MRS. BIG NOSE: Don't pick your nose.
> > >
> > > MR. BIG NOSE: I wasn't picking my nose. I was scratching.
> > >
> > > MRS. BIG NOSE: You was picking it, while you was talking to that lady.
> > >
> > > MR. BIG NOSE: I wasn't!
> > >
> > > MRS. BIG NOSE: Leave it alone. Give it a rest.
> > >
> > > MR. CHEEKY: Do you mind? I can't hear a word he's saying.
> > >
> > > MRS. BIG NOSE: Don't you 'do you mind' me. I was talking to my
husband.
> > >
> > > MR. CHEEKY: Well, go and talk to him somewhere else. I can't hear a
> bloody
> > > thing.
> > >
> > > MR. BIG NOSE: Don't you swear at my wife.
> > >
> > > MR. CHEEKY: I was only asking her to shut up, so I can hear what he's
> > > saying, Big Nose.
> > >
> > > MRS. BIG NOSE: Don't you call my husband 'Big Nose'!
> > >
> > > MR. CHEEKY: Well, he has got a big nose.
> > >
> > > GREGORY: Could you be quiet, please?
> > >
> > > W5ATV: They shall have the earth...
> > >
> > > GREGORY: What was that?
> > >
> > > W5ATV: ...for their possession. How blest are those...
> > >
> > > MR. CHEEKY: I don't know. I was too busy talking to Big Nose.
> > >
> > > W5ATV: ...who hunger and thirst to see...
> > >
> > > MAN #1: I think it was 'Blessed are the cheesemakers.'
> > >
> > > W5ATV: ...right prevail.
> > >
> > > MRS. GREGORY: Ahh, what's so special about the cheesemakers?
> > >
> > > GREGORY: Well, obviously, this is not meant to be taken literally. It
> > refers
> > > to any manufacturers of dairy products.
> > >
> > > MR. CHEEKY: See? If you hadn't been going on, we'd have heard that,
Big
> > > Nose.
> > >
> > > W5ATV: How blest are those who...
> > >
> > > MR. BIG NOSE: Hey. Say that once more; I'll smash your bloody face in.
> > >
> > > MRS. GREGORY: Ohh.
> > >
> > > MR. CHEEKY: Better keep listening. Might be a bit about 'Blessed are
the
> > big
> > > noses.'
> > >
> > > BRIAN: Oh, lay off him.
> > >
> > > MR. CHEEKY: Oh, you're not so bad yourself, Conkface. Where are you
two
> > > from? Nose City?
> > >
> > > MR. BIG NOSE: One more time, mate; I'll take you to the f---in'
> cleaners!
> > >
> > > MRS. BIG NOSE: Language!
> > >
> > > W5ATV: ...hunger and thirst to see...
> > >
> > > MRS. BIG NOSE: And don't pick your nose.
> > >
> > > W5ATV: ...right prevail.
> > >
> > > MR. BIG NOSE: I wasn't going to pick my nose. I was going to thump
him!
> > >
> > > MAN #2: You hear that? Blessed are the Greek.
> > >
> > > GREGORY: The Greek?
> > >
> > > MAN #2: Mmm. Well, apparently, he's going to inherit the earth.
> > >
> > > GREGORY: Did anyone catch his name?
> > >
> > > MRS. BIG NOSE: You're not going to thump anybody.
> > >
> > > MR. BIG NOSE: I'll thump him if he calls me 'Big Nose' again.
> > >
> > > MR. CHEEKY: Oh, shut up, Big Nose.
> > >
> > > MR. BIG NOSE: Ah! All right. I warned you. I really will slug you so
> > hard--
> > >
> > > MRS. BIG NOSE: Oh, it's the meek! Blessed are the meek! Oh, that's
nice,
> > > isn't it? I'm glad they're getting something, 'cause they have a hell
of
> a
> > > time.
> > >
> > > MR. CHEEKY: Listen. I'm only telling the truth. You have got a very
big
> > > nose.
> > >
> > > MR. BIG NOSE: Hey. Your nose is going to be three foot wide across
your
> > face
> > > by the time I've finished with you!
> > >
> > > MAN #1 and MAN #2: Shhh.
> > >
> > > MR. CHEEKY: Well, who hit yours, then? Goliath's big brother?
> > >
> > > MR. BIG NOSE: Oh. Right. That's your last warning.
> > >
> > > MRS. GREGORY: Oh, do pipe down.
> > >
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