[Milsurplus] Really OT, Just for Fun: Most Annoying Christmas Songs

[Boatguy]

OH PLEASE THEY WILL NEVER BE BEST SELLERS
----- Original Message ----- 
From: "David Stinson" <arc5 at ix.netcom.com>
To: <milsurplus at mailman.qth.net>
Sent: Tuesday, December 08, 2009 1:16 PM
Subject: [Milsurplus] Really OT, Just for Fun: Most Annoying Christmas Songs


> One of my other hobbies is writing songs.
> You have been warned...
>
> *****************
> Christmas Time is Here??
> copyright david stinson 2009
>
> Christmas time is here.
> Shopping trips are near.
> All my money's down the drain
> so I'm crying in my beer...
>
> Sleigh bells in the air,
> but I'm in deep despair.
> The wife has got my credit card
> spending money every-where.
>
> Children in my hair,
> red-ink everywhere,
> I don't know if I can stand
> more ties and underwear.
>
> Christmas time is near.
> Time for joy and cheer.
> But not for me
> it's a misery
> 'cuz the bills will come right here!
>
> **************************
> All I Want for (an old-fashioned) Christmas
> copyright david and cathy stinson 2009
>
> All I want for Christmas is my hip replaced,
> my knee replaced
> and a new back brace.
> Gee, if I could get the doc to lift my face,
> then I could have a geriatric Christmas!
>
> I just can't wait 'till I can say:
> "Bring me some Metamucil, Santa."
> Gosh oh gee, how happy I'd be
> with a bottle of Viagra!
> ooooooooooo....
>
> All I want for Christmas is my hip replaced,
> my knee replaced
> and a new back brace.
> Maybe I could bend and tie my own shoe lace
> if I could have a geriatric Christmas!
>
> ****************
> Oh Come, All Ye Morons
> copyright david stinson 2009
>
> Oh come, all ye morons.
> Every silly red-neck.
> Oh come, ye, oh come ye
> to Waaaal-Mart!
>
> Come and buy Christmas.
> Pour money out like water.
>
> Oh come and be a dummy.
> Oh come and be a doo-fuss.
> Oh come and be a lemming
> at Waaaaaal-Mart!
>
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