Re[2]: [KCDXC] How to encourage KS?

Tue, 17 Dec 2002 11:10:23 -0600

Little do you know, but I've heard the true story of how AA0MZ met his wife.

Here it is:

Jim was dining in a fancy restaurant and there was this gorgeous woman 
sitting at the next table. He had been checking her out since he sat 
down, but lacked the nerve to talk with her.  Suddenly she sneezed and 
her glass eye came flying out of its socket towards Jim.  He 
reflexively reached out, grabbed it out of the air, and handed it back.

"Oh my, I am sooo sorry," the woman said as she popped her eye back in 
place. "Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you."

They enjoyed a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards the woman invited
him
to the theater followed by drinks.   After paying for everything, she asked
him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap... and stay 
for breakfast the next morning.  The next morning, she cooked a gourmet 
meal with all the trimmings.  Jim was amazed!! Everything had been 
incredible!

"You know," he said, "you are the perfect woman.  Are you this nice to 
every guy you meet?"

"No, she replied...........
"You just happened to catch my eye."

-----Original Message-----
From: Mike ZooLoo [mailto:[email protected]] 
Sent: Tuesday, December 17, 2002 10:50 AM
To: [email protected]
Subject: Re: Re[2]: [KCDXC] How to encourage KS?

Stagger Lee:

I am so glad you find my musing amusing.  

--- Lee Ward <[email protected]> wrote:
> I don't know about the rest of you, but I think
> MikeZooLoo is going to
> have to be involved in the newsletter with AB0X.

Great...just a short week on the reflector and already
you are trying to put me away with a box.

> He seems to have a similiar grasp of the root
> meaning of life like AB0X.

Wow....that's deep, bro.  So he believes in the B's
too, huh?

> Jim, if you can't make the meetings.

Who says I can't make the meetings?  I just can't
remember which dumpster behind which Quick Trip.

> As President of the Kansas City DX Club,  I hereby
> require you to write a one pager for the newsletter
> and submit it each month to AB0X.

Hmmm...Presidential order....I guess there are all
kinds of presidents, eh comrade Kim Il Lee?

> MikeZooLoo, step up to the bar!

Is it Happy Hour?  (Remember, I'm cheap)

OK....well, here's my first submission.  This is a
true story that many of you might not know.  Lee's
sister told it to me one night on the curb behind the
car wash.

Lee's sister was in a car accident and fell into a
deep coma.

Asleep for nearly six months, she wakes up and sees
that she is no longer pregnant. Frantically, she asks
the doctor about her baby.

The doctor replies, "Ma'am, you had twins! A boy and a
girl. The babies are fine. Your brother came in and
named them."

The woman thinks to herself, "Oh no, not my brother --
Lee's an idiot!"

Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor, "Well,
what's the girl's name?"

"Denise," the doctor says.

She thinks, "Wow, that's not a bad name! Guess I was
wrong about my brother. I like Denise!" Then she asks
the doctor, "What's the boy's name?"

The doctor replies, "Denephew."

73,
Jim (AA0MZ)

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