[KCDXC] How to encourage KS?(all in fun)

[Mike ZooLoo]

--- "Reicher, James" <JReicher@hrblock.com> wrote:
> 
> Yeah, Kansas invented the "contribution"
> 
Especially on I-70 between Kansas City and Wichita.

> >> I wasn't expecting beer to be such an incentive
> >> though.
> >> I figured high powered alchohol would be the
> choice
> >> of high income earners.
> 

> Like corn whiskey, paint thinner, or lighter fluid?

Is that one jigger of each?  Shaken, not stirred,
James.


> Let's talk about all the professional teams based in
> Kansas, like... Uh, who?

Well we covered the mighty T-bones.  You got your
season tickets yet?  (You can get them at Cabela's.) 
How's about the Topeka Scarecrows Hockey Team?  Topeka
is the first name that comes to mind when one thinks
of hockey!  Oh there is the Wichita
Wranglers...currently holding most of next years
Kansas City Royals once the salary cuts start.

But better than all that.  We go one big ass ball of
twine in Cawker City.  You probably already have that
website bookmarked so I don't need to tell you about
that.

> 
> Yep, and there's a reason there's a Federal
> Penitentary is in Kansas!
> 
We have to have some place to house the Missouri
immigrants.

> 
> Yep, you're already a huge source of gas.  Do you
> really need burritos?
> 

Yeah...it keeps us a smooth running machine.

> 
> The Land of Ahs...  Must be all that gas.  It took
> you guys over 100 years
> to figure out how to put that statue on top of the
> capital.  Ad Astora?  I
> bet that Native American wished he was there instead
> of Topeka!  

Yeah...we wanted to make sure we didn't get something
stupid like those hair curlers you stuck on top of
Bartle Hall for a few hundred thousand dollars.

I'm glad Missouri appreciates that modern art. 
Someone has too.

Follow the Yellow Brick Road....

73,
The Other Jim (AA0MZ)


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