[KCDXC] How to encourage KS?(all in fun)

Tue, 17 Dec 2002 09:51:41 -0600

-----Original Message-----
From: Mike ZooLoo [mailto:[email protected]] 
Sent: Tuesday, December 17, 2002 8:54 AM
To: [email protected]
Subject: Re: [KCDXC] How to encourage KS?

--- tombaugh <[email protected]> wrote:
>> I see how it works in Kansas.
>> You bribe everyone you want to work.
>> No one works without a bribe, HUH?

>Bribe?  No...contribution...ask a politician.

Yeah, Kansas invented the "contribution"

>> I wasn't expecting beer to be such an incentive
>> though.
>> I figured high powered alchohol would be the choice
>> of high income earners.

>"alchohol"?  Sounds like something Santa drinks to get
>his "ho ho" jollies.  Oh yeah...we got that high
>powered taste here.  We aren't talking any of that
>Colt 45 or Olde English you Missouri folks sit by the
>dumpster and drink out of a brown bag.  We are talking
>high class stuff.  You know...anything with a "Born
>on" date.

Like corn whiskey, paint thinner, or lighter fluid?

>> Now with the Racetrack and Cabelas you guys are
>> getting lots of tax income
>> pretty soon those officials ought to be able to pay
>> you to live there.

>Oh yeah...and what with talk of new stadiums.  Who
>knows?  That professional baseball T-Bones team is
>going to be a HUGE draw.  Since no one like Kemper
>anymore, I am sure the NBA will be moving to Kansas
>soon.  

Let's talk about all the professional teams based in Kansas, like... Uh,
who?

>> all the MO folks working over there and living over
>> here your tax base
>> continues to grow.

>It's kinda like the miners working for the company. 
>The company OWNS you because you OWE the company for
>everything you have.  (and you're welcome)

Yep, and there's a reason there's a Federal Penitentary is in Kansas!

>> Soon you'll be the Alaska of the midwest.

>Yep, especially if you send over that beer and
>burritos...we'll become the nations leading producer
>of gas.

Yep, you're already a huge source of gas.  Do you really need burritos?

>I guess we got it all going on here.  The Land of AHs.  Yep...mmmmm hmmm.
Maybe when they build that casino out there near >the track we'll get your
money there too.  We can put statues on all kinds of buildings and not just
the capitol.

The Land of Ahs...  Must be all that gas.  It took you guys over 100 years
to figure out how to put that statue on top of the capital.  Ad Astora?  I
bet that Native American wished he was there instead of Topeka!  

73 de N8AU, Jim in Raymore, MO