Re[2]: [KCDXC] How to encourage KS?

Tue, 17 Dec 2002 09:23:14 -0800 (PST)

Yeah...that eye thing can be quite embarassing.  After
seeing what a sneeze can do to something prosthetic, I
insisted she not get a boob job.

OK....so Tommy Boy stirred the pot here.  He's trying
to motivate some Kansans.  Where's my fellow Kansans
to back me up on this unprovoked attack on our border?
 Come on men...I'm holding my own and still got some
ammunition but they're come fast!

(They're either working or afraid Comandante Fidel
Ward will give them some homework.)

3333333,
Jimbo (MZ) 
--- "Reicher, James" <[email protected]> wrote:
> Little do you know, but I've heard the true story of
> how AA0MZ met his wife.
> 
> Here it is:
> 
> Jim was dining in a fancy restaurant and there was
> this gorgeous woman 
> sitting at the next table. He had been checking her
> out since he sat 
> down, but lacked the nerve to talk with her. 
> Suddenly she sneezed and 
> her glass eye came flying out of its socket towards
> Jim.  He 
> reflexively reached out, grabbed it out of the air,
> and handed it back.
>  
> "Oh my, I am sooo sorry," the woman said as she
> popped her eye back in 
> place. "Let me buy your dinner to make it up to
> you."
>  
> They enjoyed a wonderful dinner together, and
> afterwards the woman invited
> him
> to the theater followed by drinks.   After paying
> for everything, she asked
> him if he would like to come to her place for a
> nightcap... and stay 
> for breakfast the next morning.  The next morning,
> she cooked a gourmet 
> meal with all the trimmings.  Jim was amazed!!
> Everything had been 
> incredible!
>  
> "You know," he said, "you are the perfect woman. 
> Are you this nice to 
> every guy you meet?"
> 
> "No, she replied...........
> "You just happened to catch my eye."
> 
> -----Original Message-----
> From: Mike ZooLoo [mailto:[email protected]] 
> Sent: Tuesday, December 17, 2002 10:50 AM
> To: [email protected]
> Subject: Re: Re[2]: [KCDXC] How to encourage KS?
> 
> 
> Stagger Lee:
> 
> I am so glad you find my musing amusing.  
> 
> --- Lee Ward <[email protected]> wrote:
> > I don't know about the rest of you, but I think
> > MikeZooLoo is going to
> > have to be involved in the newsletter with AB0X.
> 
> Great...just a short week on the reflector and
> already
> you are trying to put me away with a box.
> 
> 
> > He seems to have a similiar grasp of the root
> > meaning of life like AB0X.
> 
> Wow....that's deep, bro.  So he believes in the B's
> too, huh?
> 
> > Jim, if you can't make the meetings.
> 
> Who says I can't make the meetings?  I just can't
> remember which dumpster behind which Quick Trip.
> 
> > As President of the Kansas City DX Club,  I hereby
> > require you to write a one pager for the
> newsletter
> > and submit it each month to AB0X.
> 
> Hmmm...Presidential order....I guess there are all
> kinds of presidents, eh comrade Kim Il Lee?
> 
> > MikeZooLoo, step up to the bar!
> 
> Is it Happy Hour?  (Remember, I'm cheap)
> 
> OK....well, here's my first submission.  This is a
> true story that many of you might not know.  Lee's
> sister told it to me one night on the curb behind
> the
> car wash.
> 
> Lee's sister was in a car accident and fell into a
> deep coma.
> 
> Asleep for nearly six months, she wakes up and sees
> that she is no longer pregnant. Frantically, she
> asks
> the doctor about her baby.
> 
> The doctor replies, "Ma'am, you had twins! A boy and
> a
> girl. The babies are fine. Your brother came in and
> named them."
> 
> The woman thinks to herself, "Oh no, not my brother
> --
> Lee's an idiot!"
>  
> Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor, "Well,
> what's the girl's name?"
> 
> "Denise," the doctor says.
> 
> She thinks, "Wow, that's not a bad name! Guess I was
> wrong about my brother. I like Denise!" Then she
> asks
> the doctor, "What's the boy's name?"
> 
> The doctor replies, "Denephew."
> 
> 73,
> Jim (AA0MZ)
> 
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