[Boatanchors] On Theft

[Drew P.]

Michael Tauson wrote:

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"Only if you include iPods and cell phones.  But then, everyone around
here has a cell surgically implanted so hollow state wouldn't quite
fit the image.  Some carry multiples because they want the latest
version but don't want to give up their old favorite either.  A local
lady got in on one of the "buy one, get one" programs (AT&T?) ... kept
both phones."

Give her the benefit of the doubt.  Who knows, maybe she is an audiophile...cellular in stereo...coooool!

Drew