[TheForge] R: Pot Way OT by now...

[Andrew Vida]

On 8/11/2012 4:12 PM, Mike Spencer wrote:

> OTOH, there was an occasion, also in the early 70s, when I stalked all
> over the house muttering and grumbling, looking for my favorite pipe,
> only to realize, finally, that it was clenched firmly in my teeth.

I do that with the glasses.  One say I'm stomping through the house 
swearing to make a sailor go to church looking for my glasses and 
suddenly I stop dead in my tracks.  Bibi was giving me THAT look, as if 
I'd just sprouted a dead fetus from the side of my head.  I knew they 
were close... very, very close.  I looked around and in my amazement at 
not being able to find them I head-palmed only to find the glasses atop 
me pointy.

I lost my carry gun the other day - tore the house apart looking for it. 
  It was at the foot of the bed under a towel.  Lost it yesterday while 
mowing the pasture, too.  Found it.  Mowing our pasture is like a 
Nantucket sleighride when going downhill as my tires aren't quite right. 
  I'm all over the tractor trying to not roll it over, which I did 
yesterday and lost the gun in the field a second time... but lucky for 
me I did not die on the way down the mountain.  Tractor landed right 
side up, started with little fuss, and I called it a day.  I think I'm 
done mowing the 30*++ slopes of our goat pastures.  Rolled the tractor 
twice this year, lived to tell about it.  I am not doing three on a match.

:)