[TheForge] OT: Goats and Uisge

[Andrew Vida]

Speaking of goats, anyone want a large ram?

About a week ago Ed knocked me over and had me dead to rights.  Once 
again I am obliged to believe in miracles because in the darkness my 
hands reached out and landed squarely on his horns, which I resolutely 
refused to let go of as he endeavored to relieve me of my intestines. 
By yet another miracle I managed to get him off me (he was at one point 
standing ON me), get to my feet, and back out of the barn without much 
injury.

To all the atheists I will say this: sometimes coincidence is too 
coincidental to be coincidence.

That said, Ed has to go.  But I'd like him to get a good home and not 
end up in shitty conditions or someone's stew pot.  He is an excellent 
breeder.

I cannot explain why I am alive to write this.

	-Andy