[TheForge] OT: Early symptoms of Bird Flu (H5N1 virus)

[John Husvar]

Doctors have recently listed some early symptoms that might indicate  
one is getting the H5N1 virus, AKA Bird Flu.

Just sharing these with my friends. Forewarned is forearmed, after  
all. If you notice any of these, seek medical help.

1) Feelings of flying, floating, or soaring.

2) Being told: "Quit just pecking at your food!" by associates,  
spouse, etc.

3) Hunt and peck typing, even if you're a good typist.

4) Increasingly acute eyesight.

5) A tendency to try to stick your head under your arm when sleeping.

6) A tendency to bend over and place your head between your legs.

7) A new ability to stand on extremely small, round surfaces; wires,  
tree branches, etc. (Does not apply to ironworkers, arborists,  
helicopter-lifted transmission cable workers, etc.)

8) A strong desire to poop on car windshields.

Be careful out there! :)