[TheForge] WITNESSES! I WANT WITNESSES!!! WAY OT

[Andy Vida]

Bruce Freeman wrote:
> 
> How 'bout some "deep-fried" crow?
> 
> You're confused.   In NJ, the closest thing we have to Nazis are the
> Republicans. 

	I'm not touching that one.

> Wonder how they'll try to defraud the voters THIS time?

	Interesting question, but I won't touch that one either.
> 
> No, you'll be  too late for the PigFest.  It's only about a week and a
> half away.  We'll expect you at the Holiday Party, tho.  Hang around
> there a while and put that bastard behind bars.

	Which one?  The pig?
> 
> We're on our third or fourth PV pig roast. 

	Coincidentally, I have been gone for four years.

> Fund raiser for the blacksmithing program.  

	I'd love to take the position at PV but Bruce Ringier said it pays
	$9K/year.  Good golly miss Molly...  I's tired o' bein' po'!

> Remember the long-pig skewer MIB made?

	In fact I do.

> Enjoy.  Don't break down in the Rockies on a snowy day.  Or bring a lot
> of extra firewood in case you do!

	I have a bunch here in the yard.  I'll stock up.


	It'll be good to be around the folks again, but I know I will
	miss this place.  It would have been a great home had I been
	a little more financially sound, though I'd have had to get out
	Vancouver.  Nothing worse than white trash with tons of money.
	Never saw a place like this before.  It's a REALLY strange town.
	You'd have to live here a while to know what I mean.  I will
	definitely miss Portland.  Odd town, but mostly really cool odd.
	One thing I can say is I never remember so many people inflicted
	with AIDS as I see in Portland.  It really is remarkable, not to
	mention pretty sad... they are ALL so young, and mostly girls,
	their faces covered with Kaposi carcomas.