[TheForge] T-shirt

[Andy Vida]

GHS wrote:
> 
> There was one that I saw a while back;
> "You can tell you're a blacksmith when..." Followed by a list the was
> both true and hilarious.
> I wish I had scarfed it up then. Now I do not know where to go.

Start here: http://www.oldsouthblacksmiths.com/blunders/blunders.htm

	You know you’re a Blacksmith if 
.

 

Your shirt is full of holes,

Your hearing impaired;

You shave less than twice a week,

Your boogers are black;

It’s not a big deal when you catch on fire,

Your grandfather wasn’t a blacksmith;

You never charge enough for your work,

You stand around a fire when it is 100

degrees in the shade;

The dog at the scrap yard does not attack you,

One of your arms is bigger than the other one;

You don’t shoe horses,

There’s nothing sweeter than the sound of an anvil;

Dressing up means wearing bib overalls,

Your family vacation includes a tool sale, and

the best thing about the flea market is the rusty

metal.