[TheForge] I Hate My Job...(OT funny)

Wed Sep 17 09:58:00 2003

remind me to never check my temperature at your house
----- Original Message -----
From: "Robert Nichols" <[email protected]>
To: <[email protected]>
Sent: Wednesday, September 17, 2003 6:38 AM
Subject: Re: [TheForge] I Hate My Job...(OT funny)


> What is the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal
thermometer?
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> Taste......
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> >From: Mike Linn <[email protected]>
> >Reply-To: [email protected]
> >To: ArtMetal <[email protected]>, [email protected]
> >Subject: [TheForge] I Hate My Job...(OT funny)
> >Date: Tue, 16 Sep 2003 19:31:53 -0600
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> >>I Hate My Job
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> >>When you have an "I Hate My Job" day, try this. On your way home from
> >>work,
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> >>stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a
> >>rectal thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson.
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> >>Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors,
draw
> >>the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed.
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> >>Change into very comfortable clothing and lie down on your bed.
> >>Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully
> >>place it on the bedside table so that it will not become chipped or
> >>broken.
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> >>Take out the literature and read it carefully. You will notice that in
> >>small print there is a statement,"Every rectal thermometer made by
> >>Johnson and Johnson is personally tested"
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> >>ow, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times: "I am so glad I do
not
> >>work for quality control at Johnson and Johnson."
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> >>HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB
> >>THAT IS WORSE THAN YOURS
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> >            Mike Linn
> >      Artist Blacksmith
> >          McCalla, AL
> >        AFC Webmaster
> >http://afc.abana-chapter.com
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> >"Politicians never accuse you of 'greed' for wanting other people's money
> >--- only for wanting to keep your own money."
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> >Joseph Sobran
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