[TheForge] I Hate My Job...(OT funny)

Wed Sep 17 09:43:01 2003

What is the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?

Taste......

>From: Mike Linn <[email protected]>
>Reply-To: [email protected]
>To: ArtMetal <[email protected]>, [email protected]
>Subject: [TheForge] I Hate My Job...(OT funny)
>Date: Tue, 16 Sep 2003 19:31:53 -0600
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>>I Hate My Job
>>
>>When you have an "I Hate My Job" day, try this. On your way home from 
>>work,
>>
>>stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a
>>rectal thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson.
>>
>>Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw
>>the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed.
>
>>Change into very comfortable clothing and lie down on your bed.
>>Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully
>>place it on the bedside table so that it will not become chipped or 
>>broken.
>>
>>Take out the literature and read it carefully. You will notice that in
>>small print there is a statement,"Every rectal thermometer made by
>>Johnson and Johnson is personally tested"
>>
>>ow, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times: "I am so glad I do not
>>work for quality control at Johnson and Johnson."
>>
>>HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB
>>THAT IS WORSE THAN YOURS
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