[TheForge] I Hate My Job...(OT funny)

[Mike Linn]

>I Hate My Job
>
>When you have an "I Hate My Job" day, try this. On your way home from work,
>
>stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a
>rectal thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson.
>
>Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw
>the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed.

>Change into very comfortable clothing and lie down on your bed.
>Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully
>place it on the bedside table so that it will not become chipped or broken.
>
>Take out the literature and read it carefully. You will notice that in
>small print there is a statement,"Every rectal thermometer made by
>Johnson and Johnson is personally tested"
>
>ow, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times: "I am so glad I do not
>work for quality control at Johnson and Johnson."
>
>HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB
>THAT IS WORSE THAN YOURS



            Mike Linn
      Artist Blacksmith
          McCalla, AL
        AFC Webmaster
http://afc.abana-chapter.com

"Politicians never accuse you of 'greed' for wanting other people's money 
--- only for wanting to keep your own money."

Joseph Sobran