[TheForge] Computer question

[Demon Buddha]

On Wed, 12 Nov 2003 07:38:27 -0800, Gladish Family <gladish@cnw.com> wrote:

> The word among the Dell owners that I know is that since they outsourced
> their customer support to Mumbai, it sucks.

	I can hear the exchanges now:

	CSR: `allo, ogga booga nadobo mujiboo ne Dell.  Kuku no imba topo
	     nana suguti mobo?

	Customer:  Hello?  Is this Dell customer support?


	CSR: `allo, ogga booga nadobo mujiboo ne Dell.  Kuku no imba topo
	     nana suguti mobo?

	Customer:  Beg pardon?  Is this Dell?  Did you say Dell?

	CSR: `allo, ogga booga nadobo mujiboo ne Dell.  Kuku no imba topo
	     nana suguti mobo?

	Customer:  Hello?  I heard "Dell", is this Dell?


	CSR: `allo, ogga booga nadobo mujiboo ne Dell.  Kuku no imba topo
	     nana suguti mobo?

	Customer:  Can you help me?  Do you speak English?


	CSR: `allo, ogga booga nadobo mujiboo ne Dell.  Kuku no imba topo
	     nana suguti mobo?

	Customer:  Oh bloody hell... never mind. <click>

	CSR:  Lumbut siki oom nutu moko Dell.  Mi somut topo lumi, bye bye.
	      <click>

	Screw globalization.