[TheForge] [YAK OT] BS (Was: Paging Frosty...)

[Jerry Frost]

----- Original Message -----
From: "Mike Spencer" <mspencer@tallships.ca>


>
> Sounds way better But if I were to try that on MIT students, one of
> two things would happen:
>
>     Some student would use calculus, tensors, logic, linguistics,
>     rocket science, a serving of French fries and half of a broken
>     zipper to prove politely but in the most embarassing way possible
>     that it was, in fact, BS and that I was a buffoon and a moron.
>

For these poor deluded products of an obviously corrupt and ineffectual
acedemic system all you have to do is utilize the "LOOK". You know; for
example a very basic combination of expressions such as: slight tilt to the
head *(19-e or k), pained suffering at having to suffer such fools *(m-303)
with a *(3c-16d) sigh. They'll crumple like tissue paper origami in a
cloudburst and probably require years of therapy to recover some semblance
of self confidence. If they don't immediately fold into a huddled mass of
quivering fetal jelly, the other students will realize what an ibecile s/he
really is and the public hazing will do for him/er. MIT or not, these are
just kids after all so please go easy on them. Nothing heavy, say from
chapter 7 volume 4, that would be just plain cruel.

 (*From "The Manual Diplomatique, CDT." Volume 1,2 & 7.) As if you didn't
already know that. <grin>

> or
>
>     I would hear, 3 years later, that one of the students had founded
>     Armored Cow Dynamics Corporation during his senior year and, based
>     on his prototype technology, conveniently called "Organo-Metallic,
>     Bio-Oxidization Thermal Generation Accelerated Snow
>     Liquification", had received and spent $40 million in start-up
>     funds and was about to do a $200 million IPO on the NYSE
>     (OMBOT-GASL).
>
> - Mike
>

That's why you document EVERYTHING so you can demand your cut.

Oh I get it, you're just testing me.

<grin>

Frosty
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