[TheForge] Hang on to your wallets

[Andy Vida]

Folks,

It's the season for thieves.  Hang on to your wallets!  I just got
nicked for about $5K Sunday night when the wallet disappeared and
the trash went on a six hour spree through Portland with my cards.

What he doesn't know is that I'm on his ass like white on rice, and
with any luck I will screw his verminous hide to a prison wall where
he wil serve as pass-around girl for several invigorating years. :)

Be careful!