[TheForge] OT Stress releave from Zippy Diapershorts

[Dan Rathburn]

I don't know where this came from so I can't sent it back there to get reed
of it.

Hey what's your new name?

Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to
break up the day. Here is your dose... Follow the instructions to find your
new name.

The following is an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and
the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants", by Dave Pilkey:

The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...

Use the third letter of your first name to determine YOUR new first name:

a=poopsie
b=lumpy
c=buttercup
d=gidget
e=crusty
f=greasy
g=fluffy
h=cheeseball
i=chim-chim
j=stinky
k=flunky
l=booger
m=pinky
n=zippy
o=goober
p=doofus
q=slimy
r=loopy
s=snotty
t=tulefel
u=dorkey
v=squeezit
w=oprah
x=skipper
y=dinky
z=zsa zsa

Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of  your
new last name:
a = diaper
b = toilet
c = giggle
d = burger
e = girdle
f = barf
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = cootie
j = monkey
k = potty
l = liver
m = banana
n = rhino
o = bubble
p = hamster
q = toad
r = gizzard
s = pizza
t = gerbil
u = chicken
v = pickle
w = chuckle
x = tofu
y = gorilla
z = stinker

Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your
new last name:
a = head
b = mouth
c = face
d = nose
e = tush
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = butt
l = brain
m = tushie
n = chunks
o = hiney
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = buns
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = kisser
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = brains
z = juice

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Gober Chickenshorts.

Now when you FORWARD THIS... use your new name as the subject. And remember
that children laugh an average of 146 times a day, adults laugh an average
of 4 times a day...


Zippy Diapershorts
Dan Rathburn
Elgin, IL USA