[SOC] Male Rules

[Phil]

Guys if you live this way… Good luck!
My wife is nothin like this… She treats my so kind and sweet and I do my best to keep up with example.

A Wise man once said nothing.

Now my First wife…. 



On Oct 8, 2013, at 9:16 PM, Cristiano <iz0ien at gmail.com> wrote:

> You may be interested about the fact that i'm founding the FOC. Fridge
> Operators Club. And please, stop women complain about the fact that every
> night around 00 local time we have a sked with some beer to respect club
> rules.
> 
> Cris IZ0IEN
> Five to Ten beers up.
> Il 08/ott/2013 13:09 "BP" <n4bp at bellsouth.net> ha scritto:
> 
>> Finally , the guys’ side of the story.
>> We always hear ” the rules”?
>> From the female side….?
>> Now here are the rules from the male side.
>> These are our rules!
>> 
>> Please note.. these are all numbered “1 ” ON PURPOSE! ? ?
>> 
>> 1.   Men are NOT mind readers.
>> (FIRST & FOREMOST RULE)?
>> 1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
>> You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down.
>> We need it up, you need it down.
>> You don’t hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
>> 
>> 1. Sunday sports or news, It’s like the full moon or the changing of the
>> tides. Let it be.
>> 
>> 1.. Crying is blackmail.
>> 
>> 1. Ask for what you want.
>> Let us be clear on this one:
>> Subtle hints do not work!
>> Strong hints do not work!
>> Obvious hints do not work!
>> Just say it!
>> 
>> 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
>> 
>> 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That’s what
>> we do.
>> Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
>> 
>> 1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
>> In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.
>> 
>> 1. If you think you’re fat, you probably are.
>> Don’t ask us.
>> 
>> 1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways
>> makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one
>> 
>> 1. You can either ask us to do something
>> Or tell us how you want it done.
>> Not both.
>> If you already know best how to do it , just do it yourself.
>> 
>> 1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during
>> commercials..
>> 
>> 1. Captain Cook did NOT need directions and neither do we.
>> 
>> 1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
>> Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We
>> have no idea what mauve is.? ?
>> 
>> 1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
>> We do that.
>> 
>> 1. If we ask what is wrong and you say “nothing,” We will act like
>> nothing’s wrong.
>> We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle..
>> 
>> 1. If you ask a question you don’t want an answer to, Expect an answer you
>> don’t want to hear.
>> 
>> 1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine…
>> Really .
>> 
>> 1. Don’t ask us what we’re thinking about unless you are prepared to
>> discuss such topics as Football or Cars.
>> 
>> 1. You have enough clothes.
>> 
>> 1. You have too many shoes.
>> 
>> 1. I am in shape.  Round IS a shape!
>> 
>> 1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch
>> tonight;
>> 
>> But did you know men really don’t mind that? It’s like camping.?
>> 
>> ________________________
>> 
>> 
>> --
>> 73,     Bob Patten, N4BP                Plantation, FL
>> 
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