[SOC] Male Rules

[Cristiano]

You may be interested about the fact that i'm founding the FOC. Fridge
Operators Club. And please, stop women complain about the fact that every
night around 00 local time we have a sked with some beer to respect club
rules.

Cris IZ0IEN
Five to Ten beers up.
Il 08/ott/2013 13:09 "BP" <n4bp at bellsouth.net> ha scritto:

> Finally , the guys’ side of the story.
> We always hear ” the rules”?
> From the female side….?
> Now here are the rules from the male side.
> These are our rules!
>
> Please note.. these are all numbered “1 ” ON PURPOSE! ? ?
>
> 1.   Men are NOT mind readers.
> (FIRST & FOREMOST RULE)?
> 1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
> You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down.
> We need it up, you need it down.
> You don’t hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
>
> 1. Sunday sports or news, It’s like the full moon or the changing of the
> tides. Let it be.
>
> 1.. Crying is blackmail.
>
> 1. Ask for what you want.
> Let us be clear on this one:
> Subtle hints do not work!
> Strong hints do not work!
> Obvious hints do not work!
> Just say it!
>
> 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
>
> 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That’s what
> we do.
> Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
>
> 1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
> In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.
>
> 1. If you think you’re fat, you probably are.
> Don’t ask us.
>
> 1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways
> makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one
>
> 1. You can either ask us to do something
> Or tell us how you want it done.
> Not both.
> If you already know best how to do it , just do it yourself.
>
> 1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during
> commercials..
>
> 1. Captain Cook did NOT need directions and neither do we.
>
> 1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
> Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We
> have no idea what mauve is.? ?
>
> 1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
> We do that.
>
> 1. If we ask what is wrong and you say “nothing,” We will act like
> nothing’s wrong.
> We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle..
>
> 1. If you ask a question you don’t want an answer to, Expect an answer you
> don’t want to hear.
>
> 1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine…
> Really .
>
> 1. Don’t ask us what we’re thinking about unless you are prepared to
> discuss such topics as Football or Cars.
>
> 1. You have enough clothes.
>
> 1. You have too many shoes.
>
> 1. I am in shape.  Round IS a shape!
>
> 1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch
> tonight;
>
> But did you know men really don’t mind that? It’s like camping.?
>
> ________________________
>
>
> --
> 73,     Bob Patten, N4BP                Plantation, FL
>
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