[SOC] [OT] IMPORTANT HEALTH ADVICE FOR WOMEN

[Ian C. Purdie]

IMPORTANT HEALTH ADVICE FOR WOMEN - PLEASE READ AND FOLLOW ADVICE

Do you have feelings of inadequacy? Do you suffer from shyness? Do you 
sometimes wish you were more assertive?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or 
pharmacist about Sauvignon Blanc

Sauvignon Blanc is the safe, natural way to feel better and more 
confident about yourself and your actions. It can help ease you out of 
your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to 
do just about anything.

You will notice the benefits of Sauvignon almost immediately and with a 
regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you 
from living the life you want to live. Shyness and awkwardness will be a 
thing of the past and you will discover many talents you never knew you had.

Stop hiding and start living.

Sauvignon may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or 
nursing should not use it. However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or 
becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.

Side effects may include dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration, 
erotic lustfulness, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of 
money, loss of virginity, delusions of grandeur, table dancing, 
headache, dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and play 
all-night rounds of Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare, and Naked Twister!

WARNINGS: -

* The consumption of Sauvignon may make you think you are whispering 
when you are not.

* The consumption of Sauvignon may cause you to tell your friends over 
and over again that you love them.

* The consumption of Sauvignon may cause you to think you can sing.

* The consumption of Sauvignon may make you think you can logically 
converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.

* The consumption of Sauvignon may create the illusion that you are 
tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.

Please feel free to share this important information with as many women 
as you feel may benefit!


Now Just Imagine What You Could Achieve With a Good Dry Merlot!!!


Thanks! :) 72/73's

Ian C. Purdie
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