[SOC] Try reading this without laughing

[KD7JYK DM09]

An SOC buddy of mine did something similar in the early 90's when tazers
were still relatively new.  He was laying in his bed tossing it up and
catching it and somehow managed to engage it and catch it with his nuts.  He
says he doesn't remember much of that night.

Not to be outdone, retroactively...

About ten years of age my buddy and I were scrounging in trash cans and
found a can of mace.  Managed to blast ourselves squarely in the face.

A good decade later, a buddy of mine, a security gaurd was staring intently
into a hole on the side of a power pole.  I asked what he was doing, he
replied "carpenter bees"  We both got real close just before he shot some
disastrous combination of CS or CN gas and pepper spray, which we had
expected to go into the hole, the dipshit was holding the can backwards.

In the mid-90's, there was a recall of a certain brand of pepper spray.  Not
overly hot, perhaps 1.5 SCU, but bad enough.  My Dad thought it would be a
good idea to drain and depressurize the canisters before disposal, I thought
it would be good to do it over a wall between two buildings where nobody
could easily get to.  What I didn't figure on was the wind currents that
carried two canisters of the spray not over the wall, but back up and square
on top of my head.  I didn't discover this until an hour later when driving
in traffic and it began to run into my eyes.

Kurt