[SOC] Fw: Heaviest Element Yet Discovered

[Andy]

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From: "Bob Krueger" <wb9ukq at ticon.net>
To: "SOC post" <soc at mailman.qth.net>
Sent: Friday, March 05, 2010 2:44 PM
Subject: [SOC] Fw: Heaviest Element Yet Discovered


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> Subject: FW: Heaviest Element Yet Discovered
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> See below - this is one of those elements that you always knew existed, 
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> it takes a very smart chemist a whole lot of effort to figure out the
> characteristics and then put it all down in black and white in a manner 
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> Heaviest Element Yet Known to Science Discovered
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>  Lawrence Livermore National Laboratory in California   has now
> identified with certainty the heaviest element known to science.
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>  The new element, Pelosium (PL), has one neutron, 25 assistant
> neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving
> it an atomic mass of 312.
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>  These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which
> are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.
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>  Pelosium is inert, and has no charge and no magnetism.
> Nevertheless, it can be detected because it impedes every reaction with
> which it comes into contact.  A tiny amount of Pelosium can cause a
> reaction that would normally take less than a second, to take from 4
> days to 4 years to complete.
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>  Pelosium has a normal half-life of 2 years.  It does not decay, but
> instead undergoes a biennial reorganization in which a portion of the
> assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places.
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>  Pelosium mass will increase over time, since each reorganization
> will promote many morons to become isodopes.
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>  This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to
> believe that Pelosium is formed whenever morons reach a critical
> concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as critical
> morass.
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>  When catalyzed with money, Pelosium becomes Senatorium, an element
> that radiates just as much energy as Pelosium since it has half as many
> peons but twice as many morons.
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