[SOC] Fw: Heaviest Element Yet Discovered

[Bob Krueger]

Subject: FW: Heaviest Element Yet Discovered





See below - this is one of those elements that you always knew existed, but 
it takes a very smart chemist a whole lot of effort to figure out the 
characteristics and then put it all down in black and white in a manner that 
makes sense.




Heaviest Element Yet Known to Science Discovered

  Lawrence Livermore National Laboratory in California   has now
 identified with certainty the heaviest element known to science.

  The new element, Pelosium (PL), has one neutron, 25 assistant
 neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving
 it an atomic mass of 312.



  These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which
 are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.

  Pelosium is inert, and has no charge and no magnetism.
 Nevertheless, it can be detected because it impedes every reaction with
 which it comes into contact.  A tiny amount of Pelosium can cause a
 reaction that would normally take less than a second, to take from 4
 days to 4 years to complete.

  Pelosium has a normal half-life of 2 years.  It does not decay, but
 instead undergoes a biennial reorganization in which a portion of the
 assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places.

  Pelosium mass will increase over time, since each reorganization
 will promote many morons to become isodopes.

  This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to
 believe that Pelosium is formed whenever morons reach a critical
 concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as critical
 morass.

  When catalyzed with money, Pelosium becomes Senatorium, an element
 that radiates just as much energy as Pelosium since it has half as many 
peons but twice as many morons.






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