[SOC] Old Guys

[Mike Besemer (WM4B)]

I was in Home Depot the other day pushing my cart around when I collided
with a young guy pushing his cart.

I said to the young guy, 'Sorry about that I'm looking for my wife, and I
guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going.'

The young guy says, 'That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife,
too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate.'

I said, 'Well, maybe we can help each other. What  does your wife look
like?'

The young guy says, 'Well, she is 24  years old, tall, with blonde hair, big
blue eyes, long legs, big boobs, and  she's wearing tight white shorts, a
halter top and no bra. What does your wife look like?'

I said ...... 'Doesn't matter --- let's look for yours.'

Most of us Old Guys are helpful like that.